you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
(Source: slydigger)
- plot twist: you wake up skinny, beautiful, intelligent and everyone loves you
People think dreams aren’t real just because they aren’t made of matter, of particles. Dreams are real. But they are made of viewpoints, of images, of memories and puns and lost hopes.
Neil Gaiman (via perfect)
(Source: winterkristall)
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
